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  I'm going to teach you how to talk dirty. It's easy. There's only one rule you can say whatever you want as long as you say little before that you can insult women directly to their face so long as you reassure them that they are small. You're a whore and you see what's wrong with that. I didn't say little you're a little whore now. It's sexy once you learn the rule have some fun with it. You little slut you will fuck bucket. You will be little boy. Okay, there's two rules.

This is why I can't actually open my eyes wider. Only the eyebrows go up. I received a random DM that said you might have a condition called ptosis like me. They showed me this trick by drawing this bunny diagram if you place your hand on your forehead,. Can you open your eyes wider without flexing your forehead? I can't my eyelid muscles don't work races folks making fun of my Asian eyes all my life. Maybe not noticed a medical condition emotional. Damn it. This is why I can't actually open my eyes wider. emotional Tammany patience  

  We interviewed Olympians with a mini microphone. Am I holding No, he's like hold us. Yes cute. That's so cute. I love that. It's so cool. Oh my gosh. I got a mini my amazing. Okay. I love it.

 Expressing anger right now because I witnessed something today that really made my blood boil. So I work in retail and I see a lot of shit go down. But today these people came in today. They're about my age. It was two girls and one guy one of the girls was holding hands with the guy and I was like, okay, they're like boyfriend girlfriend, whatever and then the other girl I'm assuming is like the best friend the girlfriend approaches me and is like, hey, I'm looking for the style of shoe. Do you have it? And I was like, yeah. It's in the back corner. So she goes back to go get it the boyfriend the best friend stay up kind of by the front I like giggling and kind of flirting. Instead of being really sketchy but I wasn't gonna worry about it cause I was like, that's not my business the boyfriend takes the best friend to the other side of the store to where the girl can't see and starts like kissing her neck. I'm like teeth are like groping each other ...